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Funny Dance Mom T‑Shirt — "Fueled by Caffeine - Armed With Sarcasm"
Funny Dance Mom T‑Shirt — "Fueled by Caffeine - Armed With Sarcasm"
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Soft, breathable tee made from Airlume combed and ring‑spun cotton with a clean retail fit. The front carries a classic collegiate-style “DANCE MOM” arc that reads confident and understated. The back bursts with color and personality: a playful, high-energy illustration of a dance parent in action, surrounded by stage lights and dance essentials, with the cheeky line “FUELED BY CAFFEINE, ARMED WITH BOBBY PINS, GLITTER, AND SARCASM.” Wear it to rehearsals, studio drop-offs, or community recitals to show pride without shouting. The lightweight fabric layers easily under jackets and keeps its shape thanks to side seams, ribbed collar, and shoulder tape. Tear‑away label reduces irritation and durable printing techniques keep both front and sleeve graphics crisp over many washes.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat look that layers well
- Constructed with side seams, ribbed knit collar, and shoulder tape for shape retention
- High-quality printed graphics using DTF/DTG methods for crisp, vibrant images
- Tear-away label, REACH certified, ethically manufactured (Fair Labor Association/WRAP)
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
