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Funny I'm a Dancer T-Shirt - "Of Course My Parents Have No Money" Tee
Funny I'm a Dancer T-Shirt - "Of Course My Parents Have No Money" Tee
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Light, airy, and quietly witty — this tee speaks like a late-night rehearsal break. Soft Airlume cotton lets the fabric breathe through long classes and weekend runs of choreography. The front wears a framed “I’m a Dancer” script with a tiny tied-up slipper, while the back drops a deadpan punchline — “Of course my parents have no money” — paired with a blush ballet shoe. It’s the kind of shirt dancers reach for after class: comfortable enough for warm-ups, neat enough for studio errands, and honest about the grind behind every plié. The retail crew neck and side seams hold shape after repeat wears. Tear-away label and responsibly sourced manufacturing keep it easy on the skin and conscience.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 142 g/m²) for breathable comfort
- Retail fit with crew neckline, side seams and ribbed knit collar for lasting shape
- Shoulder tape and tear-away label for stability and comfort
- Prints produced with DTF/DTG techniques for crisp, vibrant front and sleeve details
- REACH certified; responsibly manufactured with Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean
